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Whiskers

Whiskers

WHISKERS

An upcoming novel about cats with the souls of dragons.

 

Attention!

Important Safety Notice:

Recent observations suggest that some cats might possess the enigmatic and powerful soul of a dragon. While these majestic felines may bring wonder and enchantment into our lives, they also require extra vigilance and precaution.

Here’s What You Need to Know:

  1. Guard Your Belongings: Dragon-souled cats may exhibit tendencies to hoard or guard objects with fierce determination. Ensure that valuable items are securely stored and avoid leaving items unattended.
  2. Secure High Places: These cats often prefer elevated spots. Make sure shelves and high surfaces are stable and that fragile items are safely secured.
  3. Monitor Their Behavior: If your cat shows signs of extraordinary energy or unusual behaviors, such as an intense gaze or a commanding presence, it might be wise to observe and assess the situation closely.
  4. Prepare for Dramatic Displays: Be ready for potential fire-breathing antics. While not literal, dragon-souled cats may surprise you with sudden bursts of excitement or dramatic actions. Ensure that your home is free from fire hazards and that all safety measures are in place.
  5. Respect Their Space: These cats value their solitude and may need space to retreat and recharge. Provide them with a peaceful environment where they can feel secure.

In Case of Emergency:

  • If you notice any signs of aggressive or dragon-like behavior, maintain a safe distance and consult with a veterinarian or a professional animal behaviorist.
  • For any fire-related incidents, follow standard fire safety protocols and contact emergency services immediately.

Remember, while these feline companions may possess qualities reminiscent of legendary creatures, they are still beloved pets deserving of care and understanding. With the right precautions, you can enjoy the magical presence of your dragon-souled cat safely and harmoniously.

Stay vigilant and safeguard your home.

Thank you for your attention to this important notice.

This message is brought to you by the Mythical Pet Awareness Foundation.

 

Answer these questions to learn more:

SURVEY
Does Your Cat Have the Soul of a Dragon?

This survey may save your life!
If you’re curious to know if you think your cat possesses the mythical and majestic qualities of a dragon, answer these questions:

1. What is your cat’s name?

 

2. How would you describe your cat’s personality?
(Select all that apply.)

  • Bold
  • Mysterious
  • Independent
  • Playful
  • Wise
  • Other (please specify):

3. Does your cat display any behaviors that might be considered “dragon-like”?
(Select all that apply.)

  • Guards their favorite spot fiercely
  • Has a peculiar and majestic gaze
  • Shows a fondness for high places
  • Has a tendency to hoard objects
  • Prefers to be alone and enjoys solitude
  • Other (please specify):

4. If your cat could breathe fire, what would be the first thing they would do with it?
(Select one.)

  • Roast their favorite treat
  • Light up the room with a magical glow
  • Guard their territory from intruders
  • Create a dramatic entrance
  • Use it for warming up on cold days
  • Other (please specify): [Text Box]

5. How often does your cat exhibit a regal or commanding presence?
(Select one.)

  • Always – they rule the house with grace and authority.
  • Often – they have a commanding presence when they choose to.
  • Occasionally – they have their moments of grandeur.
  • Rarely – they’re more down-to-earth than dragon-like.

6. Have you ever caught your cat doing something that seemed magical or unusual?
(Select one.)

  • Yes, frequently – they often surprise me with their mysterious ways.
  • Sometimes – there have been a few curious incidents.
  • Rarely – nothing too out of the ordinary.
  • No – they’re pretty normal in their behaviors.

7. If you could give your cat a dragon-related name, what would it be?

8. Would you consider your cat a mythical creature in disguise?
(Select one.)

  • Definitely – they seem like they were born from legend!
  • Maybe – there’s something extraordinary about them.
  • Not really – they’re just an ordinary, but beloved, cat.
  • I’m not sure – I’d need more evidence!

9. How does your cat react to new experiences or challenges?
(Select one.)

  • They face them with confidence and bravery, much like a dragon.
  • They approach new situations with caution but eventually adapt.
  • They are hesitant and prefer to avoid unfamiliar circumstances.
  • They seem indifferent or uninterested in new experiences.

10. List any additional thoughts or anecdotes about your dragon-like cat:

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To learn more about cats with the souls of dragons, get the novel, WHISKERS, which will be available later this year (2024).